April 2009
7 posts
Explosion! Michael Bay! Explosion! →
Michael Bay is gonna make Thundercats.
March 2009
11 posts
A short I made in college about an evil briefcase.
Girls With Boyfriends
Need to stop being so attractive/nice to me. Instead, try some mean-spirited sarcasm. Or just straight up insulting me. Or sneering in my general direction. At least just constantly talk about your boyfriend when I’m around you so I know there’s about a snowflake’s chance in hell you’re interested in me.
That is all. Thank you.
February 2009
21 posts
It’s funny, but certain faces seem to go in and out of style. You look at...
– Hollis Mason, Under the Hood
Haiku for the Cutie at Starbucks
Blondie at the ‘bucks Rock’n them boots and flair jeans Date? You, me? Friday?
January 2009
1 post
December 2008
4 posts
November 2008
10 posts
Writing About Writing
It sucks And then I like it And hate it And like it I want to be done And then start a new one
Again and again and again